Ranting Again by Dennis Miller

Author:Dennis Miller [Miller, Dennis]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi, pdf
Published: 2011-03-13T06:00:00+00:00

You know, in a modern world, what purpose do these members of the unbelievably lucky-sperm club serve other than to make jug-eared, needle-nosed commoners feel better about their looks? My God, the royal families of Europe have been inbreeding for so long, their genealogy chart has fewer branches on it than Charlie Brown's Christmas tree.

The current-day role of the queen is as a hood ornament in a bad hat, an overpaid plaster-of-Paris deep-sea diver at the bottom of a very deep and stagnant fish tank. She's a figurehead, a title holder, a face to put on the money. She's got about as much impact on how Britain is run as the kid wearing the Dopey costume at Disneyland has on what Mike Eisner orders for lunch. And now that the sun has set on the British Empire, her kids have nothing to do until she dies except ski, play polo, screw like rabbits, and squander the royal subjects' money.

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